"Vino Tinto" by Estopa
"Don't Need the Sunshine" by Catatonia
He attacks, but we don't know when. Suddenly, we are ambushed and left defenseless. How he got in here, I'll never know. Whether or not he is still alive is a mystery. I have a suspicion that a corpse will be found soon, but Miguelito informs me that the terrorist is still at large and has likely breached all defenses. An Orange Alert has been recommended.
At this point, I would like to declare war on that vile demon that answers to the name of Osama. Below is the closest representation current intelligence can bring us.
People are warned that Osama is armed with a two inch long spear, with which he impales his victim, and a noiseless flight system, with which he slips through all forms of security. It is believed that he is capable of using chemical warfare in the form the West Nile Virus.
A bounty of Mayan Chocolate Häagen Daas has been put on his head.
Please contact the Department of Kate for further details as they develop. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...
Clearly, we need to allocate abudget of...say...80 billion dollars to combat this scourge!
ReplyDeleteLet the fear mongering begin!